Peaches Geldof

I’ve decided to be positive this year and I cannot think of anything positive to write about Peaches Geldof apart from her father, Sir Bob, has fed the world which is wonderful and her mother, the great yet late Paula Yates, was a milf and a lovely lady to boot.

Peaches (above) at the opening of a tin of dog food. Her handbag is by some pompous designer and cost the life of a starving family. Her favourite tipple is coke and it’s consumed in respect for her dead mother.