The entire cast of Paris Hilton’s new show

 

Just watch these desperados beg Paris Hilton for friendship. It’s like watching a bag of kittens and bricks beg for dear life as they are hurled into the air by a farmhand with no morals. Apart from these idiots get to live.

Lindsay Lohan in agreement with the rest of the world

Lindsay Lohan, America’s sexiest lesbian, shocked the paps with her mucky mouth when she lashed out at ex Prisoner Paris Hilton and used the worst word in the world.

Although the word Lindsay used originated from the word ‘quaint’ which was often ambiguously used by William Shakespeare to describe his cross-dressing actors. It is doubtful that the starlet was making reference to Paris being androgynous in appearance, because every man and his dog has seen her giblets scattered all over the web.

It is believed that the spat started when Lindsay left Paris in charge of her pencil case while she went to the toilet. When she came back Lindsay noticed that Paris had scribbled all over it. Shockingly, Paris had used a permanent marker and Lindsay was furious because it was a parting gift from her dead Grandma.

Madonna spoke out against the incident last night, “I’d whoop that B*tches ass if she ruined my pencil case”.