Wishing you all an Abi Titmuss
December 15, 2008 by admin
Filed under Celebrity Gossip
Famous Celebrity Abi Titmuss is making a bid for the number one slot this Christmas when she releases a charity single. Abi, who’s number one slot is available for all to see on the internet, has decided to donate all of the proceeds to blind children.
Abi has been working hard for the past six months learning how to read and write in Braille. Abi held a press conference today where she told us “I decided to make this record unique from all other Christmas records by writing it in Braille so the lyrics will mean more to the blind children.” The song Have a Very Abi Titmuss, is due for release on Monday. Abi’s charity work doesn’t stop there, she told us. “I have learnt how to read in Braille and I will be touring the country next year reading stories to blind children.” Asked what makes blind children so special to her. Abi, dressed only in knickers and a saucy bra replied “I like them because they are the only people that don’t judge me on my appearance. Most people think I’m all tits and no brain because they judge me on my dress sense. When people find out I’ve been learning Braille to read to blind children, I think they’ll change their minds.”
Abi is set to go head to head with another famous busty blonde when former Coronation Street barmaid Bet Lynch releases her Christmas single Have a Julie Goodyear on the same day. The proceeds of Julie’s sales will go towards damp proofing her flat.
Dear Nell McAndrew
December 5, 2008 by admin
Filed under Dear Celebrity Love from Leigh
I am seventeen and I have a corner at work where I have to sit when I have my break because apprentices aren’t allowed to sit with the real mechanics until they are qualified. I’m doing really well at college so I think I will be qualified one day. Most of the lads at work have pictures of skanky birds on their walls and I don’t like these pictures because they are not respectable for women. I had a picture of you on my wall but last week whilst I was eating my sandwiches, one of the lads, who shall remain nameless, came over to my corner and laughed at your picture and said that a fat and spotty virgin would never get a fit bird like you (Nell McAndrew), he meant me Nell and I was really upset because I am not a virgin and I have told the lads loads of times that I am not but they just say its against the law to sleep with your cousin but it wasn’t my cousin, it was my cousins step-sister so I am not related to her AT ALL.
What upset me more than anything though was that after saying that mean stuff about me and you Carl took the lid off my Yoplait and threw it on your picture and said something really disrespectable to women and it ruined the poster as well as leaving a bit of a stain on my overall which made all the other lads laugh cos they said it looked like dry spunk.
Anyway I am writing to you because I haven’t got anymore pictures of you to put up because on the same day the above happened and I got home from work I noticed that my Mum had thrown all of my magazines away. I went mad because all my pictures of you have gone and I had a huge row with my mum about it and she said that she threw them away because pictures of women like you are the reason that teenage boy’s bedrooms stink. This was the worst day of my entire life.
I am living at my grandma’s house now. I don’t ever want to speak to my mum again. I hope she has a heart attack. I was wondering if you had any spare pictures of you that I could have. If not I could buy one off you, I don’t mind. I earn £35 a week so I could afford one. I am your biggest fan Nell and I hope you don’t mind me telling you that I love you forever more.
Love from Leigh Clark
