Britney’s hilarious twist on the ‘pull my finger’ joke

Katy Perry goes tits over ass

Singing lesbian and all round super hot sex pot Katy Perry managed to upset the audience at a recent benefit gig for victims of Weight Watchers.

 

Katy agreed to perform her same sex snog anthem I Kissed a Girl in front of thousands of hungry dieters. Controversially Katy had the bare faced cheek to flaunt herself around a huge cake that sent the starving salad dodgers swarming towards the stage. Katy brought her own security guards who ensured her safety by attacking the charging hordes with cattle prods, taser guns and violent punches.

 

To rub salt into the crowds gaping wounds and growling stomachs Katy threw her slender frame on top of the cake and rubbed her womanhood all over it. At this point the hungry onlookers returned to their seats. The audience had the last laugh though when the singing lesbian became so lubricated she couldn’t stand up to leave the stage.

 

Watch the dirty mess below…

Miley Cyrus

Oops a Miley! The Hannah Montana star forgot the words to her new song ‘Fly on the Wall’ when she performed it live on Saturday night to an audience of over 20 Billion people (including Asians).

A spokesman from racism charity whatarewegoingtodecideisracistandwhoarewegoingtolynchpubliclythisweek.org was pleased with the result. “I couldn’t stop laughing,” he said. “Miley really screwed up when she pulled a racist face and now she’s screwing up her career.” He continued with a serious warning to all parents and pop fans. “Miley Cyrus is a dangerous racist. She is hypnotising your children with her Disney spell and is trying to increase her popularity through pop. Your children are watching her TV show and singing her songs. Your children are wearing Hannah Montana dress-up clothes so they can look exactly like her and then your children will progress to doing Miley’s dirty work for her when she orders a mass genocide. It’s got to stop! I have to go now or I’ll miss my bus.”

Watch Miley screw up below. It’s around 1.10.