Lindsay Lohan, America’s sexiest lesbian, shocked the paps with her mucky mouth when she lashed out at ex Prisoner Paris Hilton and used the worst word in the world.

Although the word Lindsay used originated from the word ‘quaint’ which was often ambiguously used by William Shakespeare to describe his cross-dressing actors. It is doubtful that the starlet was making reference to Paris being androgynous in appearance, because every man and his dog has seen her giblets scattered all over the web.

It is believed that the spat started when Lindsay left Paris in charge of her pencil case while she went to the toilet. When she came back Lindsay noticed that Paris had scribbled all over it. Shockingly, Paris had used a permanent marker and Lindsay was furious because it was a parting gift from her dead Grandma.

Madonna spoke out against the incident last night, “I’d whoop that B*tches ass if she ruined my pencil case”.