Lisa Scott-Lee Follows in Beyonce’s footsteps

Singing Steps sexpot Lisa Scott Lee held a press conference today to announce that she will be following in the footsteps of pop megastars Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez.

 

Lisa, who has failed every reality contest she has taken part in, took to the stage at a top secret primary school in her hometown of Rhyl to make the announcement. Unfortunately, the school hall had been double-booked and Lisa has to share the stage with the tombola for the school fate that was also taking place today. Luckily the hall cleared as soon as Lisa grabbed the microphone and she was able to announce her exciting news to an anxious onlooker.

 

“You may have read in the press over the past few years that stars such as Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez have insured their legs and posterior for millions of dollars. Well, I am so pleased to announce that I am following in their footsteps by not only insuring the contents of my house but I am insuring my car too.”

 

Lisa will be scanning any documents she receives and then placing them in a facebook photo album called “Insurance policies and other random stuff”. Also featured in the album, due to popular demand, is a picture of Lisa with a Shetland pony that was taken by her dad (above).