‘Nice’ Celebrity Gets Burnt as Bike Goes Bang and Blows!

Anthea Turner is famous for being a presenter and for making loads of money by posing with a chocolate bar, instead of her husband, in her wedding pictures. She is a former Blue Peter presenter and because she was so saccharine sweet she made thousands of innocent children turn to violence because they didn’t want to grow up like her.

 

Of late, Anthea hasn’t really been on terrestrial television and that is because she has been staring on her own show on the sub channels. Hidden away in the depths of satellite and cable television, Anthea is the star of Anthea Turner: Perfect Housewife, a programme in which she attempts to ridicule feminism. In one episode Anthea can be seen begging like a dog while her husband teases her with cash. He then makes her roll over, only to tear up the cash and spit on her. It was ever so degrading, but she loved it because she loves everything.

 

Most recently, the former Celebrity Big Brother contestant can be seen presenting Help Me Anthea – I’m infested. A show in which she helps people get rid of crabs, worms, lice and genital warts. It’s certainly not for the faint hearted. There was once a time when Anthea blew up and it was really dreadful. Here it is…