Dear Celebrity Love From » Dollar http://www.dearcelebritylovefrom.com Dear Celebrity Love From - Celebrity Letter, Celebrity Humour & Gossip Sat, 22 Aug 2009 17:35:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 Dollar http://www.dearcelebritylovefrom.com/dollar/ http://www.dearcelebritylovefrom.com/dollar/#comments Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:53:13 +0000 admin http://www.dearcelebritylovefrom.com/?p=710 God love these two. Dollar are the most deluded former celebrities in the world. They recently starred in Living TV’s Pop Goes the Band and underwent drastic surgery as a means to achieve the good looks they once had during the 1970’s. The results were hilarious and if you missed it I urge you to sit in front of Living TV until it is repeated.

 

Highlight’s of the show: David was being inspected by a female surgeon and when she attempted to touch his love handles he grabbed her hand and tried to force it onto his private parts. He has the sex drive of a fifteen year old boy with learning difficulties and should be imprisoned.

 

Another highlight was Teresa claiming that the lines on her forehead are due to her frowning whilst she’s hard at work in the studio. Studio? What studio? They haven’t had a hit single for 30 years and just watch them performing Mirror Mirror to their dance teacher – you will drown in a sea of laughter.

 

I had to stick Dollar in Celebrity Tits column because I had no other place to put them. But I secretly love you Dollar. I love you like a respectable aristocrat loves his secret stash of German porn.

 

Pop Goes the Band ad.

 

David Van Day proving to be a complete tit on GMTV

This is the best music video ever to contain an argument about a jacket

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]]> http://www.dearcelebritylovefrom.com/dollar/feed/ 0 David Van Day http://www.dearcelebritylovefrom.com/david-van-day/ http://www.dearcelebritylovefrom.com/david-van-day/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:38:41 +0000 admin http://www.dearcelebritylovefrom.com/?p=473 He has always been a tit. His appearance on I’m a Celebrity… only confirmed this. Here is a video of him and his Dollar partner arguing with Sonia a few years ago on Reborn in the USA. Dollar were voted out on the first week. This was hardly a surprise as they were… The word ‘shit’ doesn’t do them justice.

Here’s evidence to back up my case. He sounds awful as it is and she comes in like a bloody foghorn.

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