Miley Cyrus

Oops a Miley! The Hannah Montana star forgot the words to her new song ‘Fly on the Wall’ when she performed it live on Saturday night to an audience of over 20 Billion people (including Asians).

A spokesman from racism charity whatarewegoingtodecideisracistandwhoarewegoingtolynchpubliclythisweek.org was pleased with the result. “I couldn’t stop laughing,” he said. “Miley really screwed up when she pulled a racist face and now she’s screwing up her career.” He continued with a serious warning to all parents and pop fans. “Miley Cyrus is a dangerous racist. She is hypnotising your children with her Disney spell and is trying to increase her popularity through pop. Your children are watching her TV show and singing her songs. Your children are wearing Hannah Montana dress-up clothes so they can look exactly like her and then your children will progress to doing Miley’s dirty work for her when she orders a mass genocide. It’s got to stop! I have to go now or I’ll miss my bus.”

Watch Miley screw up below. It’s around 1.10.

Miley Cyrus in race row with Asian chum

Miley Cyrus, who is best known for playing schizophrenic teen queen Hannah Montana is today at the centre of a controversial race row.

 

In a moment of unbridled craziness Miley shockingly bet her Asian friend Wan Cok Suq her fifty million dollar fortune that she would be able to get to the Five and Dime store before her. The pair shook hands and Miley shot ahead, disappearing into the distance and leaving Wan Cok alone and struggling. Unfortunately, for Wan Cok, she was born with one badly misshapen leg which affected her ability to run but nothing could stop the Asian chum from trying her best and hobbling.

 

Miley, who was in the lead by yards, was so sure of her victory that she decided to take a quiet nap beneath a picturesque tree. Wan Coq couldn’t believe her luck as she agonizingly hobbled toward the tree and saw her opponent deep in slumber. Wan Coq momentarily muted her bloodcurdling screams of torturous pain, so that she wouldn’t disturb the sleeping singer. Two hours later, a delirious Wan Coq was overcome with joy when she realised that she’d pipped the pop princess to the post. To celebrate her winnings Wan Coq bought the Five and Dime store and turned it into a castle of dreams where she now lives.

 

Miley is yet to comment on her loss because she’s too angry and she is also in huge trouble with the Chief Executive of the OCA. ““Not only has Miley Cyrus encouraged and legitimised the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans. If she’s going to give her fifty million dollar fortune to an Asian, at least give it to one with legs that work properly. We hope that Miley Cyrus will apologise to her fans and the APA community for this lapse in judgment and takes the opportunity to better understand why the gesture is offensive.” Wan Coq was shocked at the reaction of the Chief Executive and issued her own statement. “Those c***s are just jealous of my furs and my diamonds and my grills. Slow and steady wins the race Bitches.” She screamed. It is fair to say that money has changed the once timid Asian.