Ben Adams loses Big Brother but wins modelling contract

Celebrity Big Brother’s boy-band bonny boy Ben is determined to prove that he is no more than just a pretty face. The BB loser has signed an exclusive modelling contract with high street fashion chain Topman. A delighted Ben told us, “I’m delighted. I’ve always wanted to prove that I am just a pretty face and this is the perfect way for me to showcase that quality.”

 

Ben will begin his modelling contract this spring. Topman’s top man told us. “Ben will be standing in our Oxford Street window for the first six months of his contract. We normally use mannequins but they’ve put the prices up and we can’t afford them. We’ve been searching for models for months and then we saw Ben in Big Brother and he fitted the bill perfectly.” Ben will be dressed in the season’s most fashionable clothes by a window dresser, positioned and forced to stand still so he doesn’t distract customers.

 

Ben’s initial concern was that he would starve to death but Topman have a plan to ensure he will survive. “Ben will be fed Yoplait through an intravenous drip three times a day and will have a catheter fitted so he has no excuse to move.” According to his contract, if Ben moves at all throughout the six month period he will not get paid. “It’s a risk I’m willing to take,” he told us. “I just want to prove once and for all that there are absolutely no brains behind my beauty.”