Posh’s L.A Wardrobe Secrets

 

Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham was spotted this week driving through Los Angeles in an SUV with the windows down. An onlooker got the surprise of his life when she pulled up next to him at some traffic lights. “She frightened me to death,” He said. “She honked her horn and shouted “Girl Power” at the top of her voice, ran the red light and sped off into the distance with glitter flying from her exhaust pipe. I’m 94 years old the silly bitch could’ve killed me,” he wept.

 

Victoria, known to chums as Posh, has launched her own range of jeans which she is incredibly proud of. “They’re just jeans. There’s nothing special about them. I just sign a bit of paper and some cute little foreign kids cut them out from a pattern and sew them together. Hey presto, I make millions of pounds and all I have to do is get photographed looking miserable.”

 

Since making the move to Los Angeles, Victoria has made the pages of every fashion magazine and her wardrobe has become the talk of Tinseltown. “Christ knows why,” she said. “It was only a flat pack we bought from MFI.”