Lisa Scott-Lee threatens to quit showbiz

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Poor Lisa Scott-Lee is threatening to turn her back on fame unless the paparazzi pay her more attention. “It’s so annoying,” she said. “If I’m signing an autograph for a disabled or overweight fan I need to be photographed doing it. Otherwise, what’s the point?”

 

Busty Lisa sunbathed topless on holiday last year and waited so long for the paparazzi to turn up that she ended up suffering from a violent case of Tanners Nipple™. “It was dark by the time they got there and my nips were burnt to a crisp,” she said, but scabby Lisa wasn’t the only one to suffer that day. “I thought it would only take five minutes to get snapped so I left my dog in the car with the windows up and the poor thing was dead by the time I got back. The paparazzi just don’t realise what they’re doing to us famous folk,” she lisped.

 

Lisa has definitely noticed a change in the pap’s since the height of her fame in Steps. She told us, “Once, I went to a celebrity Gala or it could’ve been Gala Bingo and when I got out of the taxi I had a flap hanging out and they were in there like a flash. Honestly, they were like flies on shit.”

 

Lisa Plans to headline a campaign for tighter restrictions on how the paparazzi operate. “They’ve already killed Diana and they’re not killing me,” She screamed. Funnily enough Lisa didn’t mean Queen of Hearts Princess Diana. “Oh no,” she said. “The Queen killed her. No, I meant my dog Diana who died in the car whilst I burnt my tits.”