Katy Perry in Hot and Cold Bother

 

Singing lesbian Katy Perry is in hot water with parents all over the world after releasing the follow up single to her lesbian rant I Kissed a Girl. Her new single Hot and Cold has outraged parents as they believe the lyrics will encourage youngsters to experiment with taps.

 

“After my 3 year old daughter accidentally heard I Kissed a Girl on the radio I caught her with her tongue down her Cabbage Patch doll’s throat. God knows what she’ll do if she ever hears the lesbian’s new song. I’ll probably find her floating face down in the bath,” whispered a disgruntled Mum.

 

Parents are also concerned that their children may be scolded from messing about with a hot tap. “It’s all very well encouraging this kind of behaviour when you don’t have children but we’ve had to splash out on new locks for the bathroom door to stop our kids going in unattended. Is Katy going to compensate the cost? I’m sending my receipt to her record company and I suggest other parents do the same,” screamed an angry father.

 

Greenpeace and Friends of the Earth also slammed the singer by claiming that she is encouraging wasting water. A spokesman for Greenpeace said “She sings of hot and cold loads of time in the song but doesn’t mention a plug once. So we can only imagine that the millions of people that will be influenced by the song will be flushing it down the plughole without a care.” Friends of the Earth added. “The world only has ten years worth of water left. This woman’s song is potentially lethal to the environment.”

 

Child protection agencies worldwide have spoken out against the song. “The woman is an idiot egging on children to play with taps.” said a spokesman. “She’s definitely encouraging accidental death.”