Dear Gary Lineker
December 7, 2008 by admin
Filed under Dear Celebrity Love from Leigh
Is it true that you once lost six stone during one game of football? My mum says it is but I don’t believe her. If she is right then I have to make her a fried breakfast every morning for the rest of my life. If she is lying then I can tell her to stick her bloody stupid breakfast up her fat arse.
Love from Leigh
The face of Walkers sent this back along with a photograph which made me feel so hungry I just had to purchase a bag of crisps. I prefer Seabrook crisps – a lovely crinkle cut GM-free, MSG-free and suitable for vegetarian crisp! I bet you fancy a bag of Seabrook now don’t you – See, I’m better at selling crisps than Lineker.
Dear Leigh
Not six stone, but certainly six pounds. It is easily done in the heat. So it looks as though your Mum will have to forego her daily fried breakfast – but perhaps you could make her one, occasionally, as a treat?
Yours Sincerely,
Gary Lineker
He seems like a nice man doesn’t he? I still prefer Seabrook’s.
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