Dear Cheryl Baker

I noticed that you are not on telly much anymore and wondered why not? A friend of mine said that you were recording a new album. Is this true?

Anyway Cheryl, I am writing to you because I have a couple of ideas for new shows for you, which I think should be on instead of The Bill, because I hate that programme Cheryl, it’s so violent and glamorises crime, i feel. My ideas are as follows:

STARE CRAZY WITH CHERYL BAKER which stars you as the host and you get two willing participants from the audience to stare at one another for ages. The first person to look away loses out on the holiday of a liftime and goes home with a STARE CRAZY MAGIC EYE picture and a STARE CRAZY T-SHIRT and a signed picture of you. In between the rounds of staring you are more than welcome to make recipes. What do you think?

BAKERS DOZEN is where a dozen people (12) join you on a stage. You are given a list of jobs but you don’t know which of the contestants does which job so you have to guess Cheryl, do you understand? I’ve just read it back and it makes perfect sense to me so I don’t see why you wouldn’t understand it. If you match all of the vocations to the correct contestant then a very lucky viewer wins a million pounds. However, if you don’t get them all right, unfortunately the money has to go to charity and the viewer wins a BAKERS DOZEN T-SHIRT only. You can have a guest on to help you if you like but they CANNOT guess more than six or YOU are disqualified.

PLEASE Cheryl, when approaching your producers, make sure that these will definately on INSTEAD of The Bill.

Thanks, I hope you let me know what you think of these ideas. Can I have a picture of you with your name on to show around the club because when I talk about you they don’t know which one you are out of Bucks Fizz. I tell them you are the cheery faced one. I never understood why you had that miserable looking one in the band and I couldn’t believe it when you were in that plane crash. I’m glad you are okay now though, when I heard the news I remember thinking that you’d probably never walk again but look at you now – dancing and all sorts of showbiz!

Well I’ve got to go now because I’ve got to take my radio back to Currys because it broke. I can’t find my receipt but my neices friend works there and she knows me so it shouldn’t be a problem. I like listening to the radio on a morning. They gave me your address.

Thanks very much Cheryl Baker and good luck with the shows.

Love from Leigh Clark

P.S Good Luck