Beyonce Bummed as Booty Gets Bashed

 

 

Poor Beyonce’s bum got a good old bashing when she fell down some stairs after making a surprise appearance at an impromptu gig at Los Angeles Zoo.

 

As the Bootilicious singer blasted out some of her famous hits, the animals went ballistic. They all went in to the Zoo’s auditorium two by two and in order of size so the rabbits and guinea pigs were on the front row. The primates were next and it is thought that it was a primate who was responsible for Beyonce’s tumble. A Zoo spokesman said “Some of the Chimps smuggled some bananas in under their jackets and got a bit over excited.” It was when Beyonce began singing Ring the Alarm, banana skins went flying through the air and unfortunately one of them landed on stage.

 

Beyonce carried on like a professional, but it is rumoured that she has shattered her coccyx and will have to have it replaced by someone with medical know- how, in the near future.  Accidents aside, it was an incredible show and the animals, especially the elephants, had a great time.